No Admittance Except On Party Business
In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit. Not a nasty, dirty, wet hole, filled with the ends of worms and an oozy smell, nor yet a dry, bare, sandy hole with nothing in it to sit down on or to eat: it was a hobbit-hole, and that means comfort. Our plan is to live in a hobbit-hole, round door, brass knob, and all. And our plan is to build it ourselves, from the ground up—ground included! But that's silly, right? After all, it's a thing written about in fantasy books. Our plan is actually a bit more involved than just a hobbit-hole, and while we do plan on having a No Admittance Except On Party Business sign permanently stationed outside the door, there are several quite practical reasons for our…